Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma – no spoilers

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)

Written and directed by Jane Schoenbrun.

Several friends have been telling me to catch up with the films of writer and director Jane Schoenbrun, in particular We’re All Going to the World’s Fair (2021) and I Saw the TV Glow (2024). Their work has been on my radar for some time but life keeps getting in the way of movie viewing. Well, last weekend I finally popped my Schoenbrun cherry!

Although the title is an absolute giveaway, I went in blind to this, managing to avoid trailers and reviews. I went to the State Cinema in North Hobart with friends, all of us horror fans though I have to say I’m more of a folk horror than slasher girl. Personally, I’ve always found the misogyny embedded so deeply in classic slasher films to be off-putting in many ways. But this is a film about movies and movie making – and through a decidedly queer lens. With all that in mind, in happy to say I really enjoyed this movie, and found myself laughing out loud a number of times.

The cast are excellent throughout but the two leads carry the film with ease. Hannah Einbinder brings a particular kind of fangirl intensity and simultaneously, endearing naivety as movie director Kris, who wants to revive the Camp Miasma franchise. Without giving anything away, the online pitch meeting was absolutely hilarious! Gillian Anderson is stunning as Billie, the “final girl” from the original Camp Miasma films. She is like a cross between Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard and Dolly Parton. I found her performance utterly riveting, in a similar mold to Demi Moore in 2024’s The Substance.

The staging is particularly interesting, a combination of real locations mixed with painted backdrops, offering frames with a decidedly Wes Anderson whimsy. While this might sound at odds with a film of this nature, it worked really well for me. Similarly, the physical effects and use of film blood are hilariously over the top right from the very start, which adds to the feeling of unreality and other worldliness. There are many, many nods to classic and horror cinema, especially Cronenberg and themes of body dysmorphia and relationships with technology are prominent. It is a love letter to horror movies in general and slasher movies specifically, but also a deconstruction of the subgenre and an examination of fetisisation in slasher films, gender roles and representations, all executed in a very playful manner.

In conclusion, like all horror, Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma isn’t a movie for everyone. However, I found it a darkly comedic, surprisingly entertaining and satisfying watch, prompting me to seek out more work by Jane Schoenbrun.

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is currently in wide release globally. As always, I’m interested to hear what you think. Leave a comment or send a message with your thoughts.

The Odyssey – spoiler free

The Odyssey (2026)

Directed by Christopher Nolan. Screenplay by Christopher Nolan from Homer.

There’s been controversy around the release of Christopher Nolan’s film, with some saying there aren’t any Greek actors in major roles, racists demanding a white Helen of Troy (and the rest of the cast) and even some idiots demanding to know why it isn’t “historically accurate”. I haven’t read the most recent translation by Emily Wilson but she delivered a scathing review, bemoaning the poor quality of the script, lack of depth and general movement away from Homer’s themes. I was lucky enough to grow up in a relatively bohemian household of musicians and makers and we read a LOT of books. Some of my earliest memories are the myths and legends of many cultures, often as bedtime stories from my parents and I’ve read various translations of The Odyssey (especially the Robert Fagles) multiple times. I’m not a classicist by any means but The Odyssey as a text was well known to me before going into the cinema.

I saw The Odyssey recently at the Hobart Village Cinema. We have no IMAX in Tasmania, so I opted for the reclining seats of Gold Class, friends and snacks. After all, I was going to be there for just over three hours, I might as well get comfortable! Seriously, I needn’t have bothered, despite the long runtime, the film flew by and I said to my friends as we were walking out I’d happily go back and watch it again immediately! This is testament to the incredible editing skills of Jennifer Lame, a frequent Nolan collaborator. Similarly, the cinematography by Hoyte van Hoytema (Interstellar, Oppenheimer, Tenet, Dunkirk) is all at once glorious, sweeping vistas and intimate close-ups. The original score by Ludwig Goransson is equally beautiful and rousing in good measure and blends beautifully with the overall sound design. I really appreciated the use of forced perspective and in-camera effects but should also mention that some of the CG didn’t hold up for me, especially the Scylla, which I found particularly jarring.

Yes, it is very different to the translations I’ve read before or seen on the screen. The cast are uniformly excellent, Matt Damon’s Odysseus is a much better (dare I say “nicer”?) man in the modern context than written translations, where Odysseus is far more of a trickster and there was a good deal of extramarital sex on his way back to Ithaca and Penelope. (Seven years with Calypso and a year with Circe!) Here the accent is more on Odysseus as a man trying to remember what he’s lost, and as he remembers, regretting many of his poor choices and bemoaning the futility of war. Throughout he is haunted by a vision of Athena (underplayed excellently by Zendaya) and the nymph Calypso (the also excellent Charlize Theron). Nolan uses his signature bending of time to blend many of these sequences. I also appreciated some homoerotic undertones between Robert Pattinson’s Antinous and Tom Holland’s Telemachus in the opening act and the horror subtext throughout the second half especially.

Despite all this, Nolan’s film is a far more family-friendly version of the text. The notable exceptions to this are Elliot Page’s Sinon and the incredible Samantha Morton as Circe. Both are heartbreaking and horrific and I would’ve liked to see more of both their stories, though strictly speaking, Sinon belongs with Virgil’s Aeneid and doesn’t appear in The Odyssey text at all. For me, Samantha Morton steals the film – she is the character I consistently come back to when thinking about this film. However, if I have a serious criticism of the film, it’s how Nolan has dealt with the women of The Odyssey. For me, too much is left out of all their stories but Helen of Troy is very poorly served indeed. The problem of course is, what would be sacrificed to the cutting room floor in order to do justice to these important characters and what would that do to the flow of the edit?

This film is an epic blockbuster in the classic style. I’m thinking here of directors such as Kubrick, Wyler and especially David Lean. And despite the mythological subject matter, ultimately I found it a particularly human and timely film about the idea of home, belonging and a powerful meditation on the futility of war. I loved it and if ever I get the chance, I’d love to see it in a dedicated IMAX cinema.

In conclusion, I thoroughly enjoyed The Odyssey and recommend it to anyone who likes Nolan, epic tales, solid modern filmmaking and bravura performances. I must lead a sheltered life because it’s come as quite a surprise to me that not everyone knows about Helen of Troy, the Trojan Horse, Ithaca or Odysseus and his journey back to his wife, Penelope. If nothing else, I fervently hope this version from Christopher Nolan will encourage new generations to discover the epic poem that has informed western storytelling in every way imaginable. And I think that’s the best way to approach this movie – as a 21st century cinematic interpretation of a text that began life as a spoken word story back in antiquity.

***A quick afterword, apologies it’s taken me so long to get my thoughts about this film ordered enough to make a coherent review. Life also (inconveniently) got in the way! Please leave a comment, let me know what you think – especially if you’ve seen this in IMAX, I will be jealous!***

Send Help – Spoiler Free

Send Help (2026)

Directed by Sam Raimi. Screenplay by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift.

I haven’t been to the cinema much so far this year but I’m glad I saw Send Help (2026) this weekend. Sam Raimi’s films have always entertained me right back to The Evil Dead (1981) and his blend of visceral horror interspersed with comedic beats is right in my wheelhouse. There are moments in Send Help that are cringe-inducing (especially in the first act), laugh-out-loud funny and still most definitely horror.

The story concerns down-trodden employee Linda Liddle (played beautifully by Rachel McAdams) and her dreadfully insensitive new boss Bradley Preston (Dylan O’Brien). After their company plane crashes, they’re the only survivors and find themselves stranded on a tropical island. (All of this is in the trailer but any more information would spoil the fun!)

The stranded opposites on a desert island story has often been used as a trope to examine social norms and differences (think Robinson Crusoe). Send Help is no exception, but there are significant twists here and they are delightful. The cinematography is exactly what I expect from such an experienced DoP as Bill Pope and the set pieces are perfectly placed and executed within the narrative. I’m usually not a huge fan of Danny Elfman’s soundtracks, I often find his work overbearing and trying so hard it drags me out of the film, but here his score is great and works with the story.

Being a Raimi black comedy, we’re dealing with archetypes here but O’Brien and McAdams play their roles very well without falling into the trap of caricatures. McAdams in particular is simply stunning and it’s great to see her in such a front and centre role. She is on screen for nearly every scene and balances the comedy and horror of the situation very well.

Both the lead characters are flawed, over the top and in one way or another often unlikeable but I thoroughly enjoyed this movie and so did my date (also a Raimi fan). I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes their horror physical as well as psychological and their comedy very black!

Send Help is currently in wide release globally and highly recommended.

Alien: Romulus – Spoiler Free

Alien: Romulus (2024)

I’m old enough to remember going to see Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979) on first release and being totally blindsided by how such a simple Hitchcockian premise could deliver so much. It’s become one of my all time favourites and I watch it at least once a year. Aliens (1986) directed by James Cameron (the undisputed king of sequels) is an excellent war movie, though I don’t rate it as highly as some. Even Alien 3 (1992) had moments, though I’m sure David Fincher would disagree! Beyond that, it all turns to mush in my mind.

So, given my increasing disillusionment with recent entries into the franchise, I went into this with some reservations. However, there’s much to commend this film. The cast are good, particularly David Jonsson in the pivotal role of Andy, the sound design is excellent and director Fede Alvarez’s rule of using practical effects wherever possible really improves the visual aesthetic. While the cinematography from Galo Olivarez is mostly on point, at times the lighting is abysmal and it’s difficult to distinguish what we’re supposed to be focusing on. More than once, I found my eyes wandering away from centre frame and them scrambling to catch up with the action. This also served to diffuse rather than enhance tension.

There are the mandatory jump scares and plenty of Alienesque gore but in the final analysis, it’s the script that lets everything down, with too many incredibly cheap jump scares and even cheaper call backs to much better films.

I’ve heard Alien: Romulus described as a greatest hits album performed by a cover band. This is probably a little harsh but ultimately, I did find it a disappointment. Nevertheless, I always encourage people to go and see it yourselves and make up your own mind.

Alien: Romulus is currently in wide cinematic release globally

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)

Written and directed by Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert (as the Daniels)

I saw this with friends at my local cinema (the State) and while it was great to see on the big screen, our experience was unfortunately marred by some very inappropriately noisy young girls, which is always sad. We went in purposely knowing very little about the film, only the main cast and that it’s an A24 release. It’s my preferred way to see anything – and we weren’t disappointed.

This film is made up of very many thematic pieces. Part absurdist comedy, part family drama, part action blockbuster, part science fiction but at it’s core, I felt it was a thoughtful examination of existentialism on one hand and nihilism on the other. There are many film references, stretching from Hong Kong action cinema to Disney animation, and I even found myself thinking of In the Mood For Love (2000) with some very beautifully lit and heartfelt alley scenes. Perhaps my biggest takeaway from this, is that it isn’t based on an existing property, it’s a wholly original work (albeit a cinematic homage) and that makes it all the more refreshing.

The cast are top notch but my standouts are Michelle Yeoh (Evelyn Wang), the astonishing Jamie Lee Curtis (Deirdre Beaubeirdre) and Stephanie Hsu (Joy Wang). They’re ably supported by veteran actor James Hong (Gong Gong) and Ke Huy Kwan (Waymond Wang) who as a child actor, played Short Round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984).

There are moments that are outrageously, laugh-out-loud funny, some blindingly great action sequences (where Yeoh is stunning) and moments when I found myself in tears, thinking of my own fraught family relationships. For the most part, the pacing is frenetic, at times reminiscent of Edgar Wright’s smash cuts from Scott Pilgrim vs The World (2010) but it’s interspersed with quieter, reflective moments that (for me, at least) will remain long after the movie has ended.

Overall, I found the whole far greater than the sum of its many parts and a thoroughly entertaining ride. Try and see it on the biggest screen possible. Very highly recommended.

Everything Everywhere All At Once is currently in wide release globally .

Dune (Part One)

Dune (2021)
Directed by Denis Villeneuve. Screenplay by Eric Roth, Jon Spaihts and Denis Villeneuve (based on the novel by Frank Herbert).

Yesterday was my birthday, and I’m very pleased Warner Brothers got the memo and arranged to open Dune as part of my birthday shenanigans. It was almost as good as the year Dave Grohl (Foo Fighters) and Jack Black (Tenacious D) decided to play a few tunes to celebrate my day.

I have to admit, I was quite trepidacious about this film. First published in 1965, Dune was one of my favourite sci-fi novels when I was young and I’ve been very disappointed by previous attempts to commit it to screen. The problem is Frank Herbert’s book is a personal story with lots of inner monologue and detail, but simultaneously, a sprawling political epic, requiring loads of exposition, alien (to us) technology and expansive exteriors. Hence, my concerns.

Fortunately, after the opening scenes and some slow-paced exposition, I felt myself start to relax a little. Looking to his previous work on Arrival (2016) and Blade Runner 2049 (2017) Denis Villeneuve is the right director at the right time for this story, blending the enormity of the landscape, the political intrigues with the very personal journey of Paul Atreides. And Villeneuve is obviously prepared to take his time over the story, spreading it out over two films. Part Two is currently in pre-production and scheduled for release in 2023.

The cast are uniformly very good, there are too many supporting roles to mention but I did laugh at Stellan Skarsgard as Baron Harkonnen (if you’ve seen the film, you’ll know what I mean). Timothée Chalamet really shines as Paul and thanks to careful styling, lighting and makeup his scenes with Oscar Isaac (who is excellent as Leto Atreides) really are convincing as father and son. Rebecca Ferguson has the difficult role of Jessica, who only expresses her doubts in the book as interior monologue, and Ferguson does well to occasionally let her strong facade slip. I was concerned that Villeneuve was falling into the “absent love interest” pit (remember Liv Tyler in Ad Astra (2019)?) but I feel there was enough depth to carry Zendaya’s Chani through this installment.

Technology is beautifully realised throughout, and similar to Villeneuve’s other work, machinery and spaceships are realistically depicted, having weight and substance – they feel like they belong there. Special effects are very well done uniformly and the blending from dreams to the real world is artfully done. Hats off to the special effects team! Similarly, the costuming is by turns lavish, practical and at times austere, all beautifully designed by Robert Morgan and Jacqueline West.

The fabulous work of DoP Greig Fraser is aided by some excellent editing by Joe Walker, bringing a strong sense of reality to the action set pieces and a David Lean sensibility to the desert vistas. As always, the score by Hans Zimmer draws all the threads together quite wonderfully, enriching the overall experience without getting in the way.

Dune is not a short film (running time 2h 35m) and it is certainly a slow burn but this is not just another bloated action sci-fi. It isn’t cowboys in space or superheroes saving everything in sight, but a dense, wide-ranging story of epic proportions. It is undoubtedly one of my cinema highlights of 2021. Now showing in cinemas in Australia.

Mushrooms – a Different Kind of Gardening

First of all, a big thank you to those of you who’ve been asking after my health, particularly my hands. Psoriatic Arthritis is in short, bloody awful – and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone! I still have great difficulty typing and repetitive tasks that require any amount of strength, so I’m incredibly grateful that I’ve got great gardening gloves, I’m a no-dig gardener and that I’ve bought Dragon Naturally Speaking dictation software!

A heartfelt thank you from me, under the beautiful chestnut tree. Here’s to a better year in 2021!

I’ve been fascinated by mushrooms since I was a small child, foraging with my parents for giant field mushrooms in paddocks where dairy cows had been. My father used to carry an old cloth flour bag and my mother a pillowcase to collect the bounty that my sister and I would collect. Some were huge, with big flat caps, ribbed brown gills and the wonderful earthy smell that only comes from fresh mushrooms.

Once we’d get home, we would pick over our treasure, making sure we had only collected clean edible mushrooms, discarding any that were too old or bug ridden. My mother would usually slice them into thick strips and fry them in a hot pan with butter, salt and a grate of nutmeg and we would eat them on hot toast for lunch. I remember when very small, making a spore print and marveling that this dark brown dust could produce more mushrooms! In recent years, I’ve bought bags of compost from commercial outlets and been rewarded with a bonus crop of Swiss Browns or Portobello mushrooms for my trouble. For many reasons I’ve moved away from using this compost in recent years and it got me thinking about growing mushrooms myself.

One of the many wonderful things about gardening is learning new skills, so for the past few weeks I’ve been researching how to grow mushrooms outdoors in my climate. (For context, in Australia Hobart is considered cold climate but my patch has a northerly aspect and my summer growing season is often extended far into autumn). My research led me to straw bale inoculation and cultivation, with the end product of not only mushrooms but also mycelium enriched mulch for garden beds.

Several varieties of culinary mushrooms can be grown outdoors on straw substrate. In particular, Oyster mushrooms and King Stropharia, aka Red Wine Caps or more correctly Stropharia rugosoannulata. I ended up choosing the Red Wine Caps for several reasons. Firstly and perhaps most importantly, this is a fairly easy-to-grow and forgiving mushroom for the home gardener. In my experience nothing breeds further exploration than early success, and being an utter novice at this, these seemed like the best option. I’d also read that Wine Caps, while not being the most delicious mushroom on the planet, are quite tasty – especially when picked young before the cap is fully opened. Stropharia is very robust and will not only colonise very quickly, outcompeting other fungi but will grow in relatively sunny conditions. Finally, once it’s finished fruiting, this produces a a compost that is very beneficial to the soil.

There are quite a few places that sell spawn in various forms to home gardeners. I opted for Aussie Mushroom Supplies, a small family business based in Victoria, though I’ve since discovered Forest Fungi here in Tasmania and I’ll be trying them out in the near future. I ordered a bag of grain spawn and it arrived very quickly, well packaged and smelling sweet and earthy. Before opening the bag, I massaged it thoroughly to break up any larger clumps of spawn.

I am blessed with a very large Sweet Chestnut tree that provides a haven for bees when it’s in flower, dappled shade in summer and abundant crops in late autumn but it’s dead space for growing anything beneath the tree. For years I’ve used it to stack bags of manure, pots or anything else that was in the way. So, after watching a number of videos (mostly on YouTube) I arranged four full-size very clean bales around the base, away from the trunk and soaked them thoroughly for the next few days. Using a steel rod, I poked holes throughout the bales, widening them with a wooden stake and filling these gaps with the spawn. I used extra barley straw to plug the holes and gave each bale an extra dousing with the watering can. All but one of the bales will get moderate sun throughout summer and autumn, so I’m interested to see how that one in the shade fares.

The finished bales around the chestnut tree

In the meantime, I’ve signed up for a local mushroom growing workshop next month and I’ll be keeping these bales damp and watching for signs of mycelial growth over the coming weeks.

I’ll post updates as things happen, but for now me and the Site Manager will just lounge around and wait!

Neko the Site Manager, hard at work

Wherever you are in the world, stay safe friends and I’ll see you soon! ❤

Beyond the Door

Well, it’s October and in the run-up to Halloween I’ve been watching a lot of horror movies, albeit fairly obscure titles. I love cheesy horror films and it’s been a welcome distraction from the near constant pain in my hands and fingers. So the next few blog posts will all be reviews of some of the best worst movies I’ve been watching lately.

Beyond the Door Poster

Beyond the Door (1974)

Directed by Ovidio G. Assonitis and Roberto Piazzoli.

This Italian/US made supernatural chiller leans heavily on Rosemary’s Baby (1968) and The Exorcist (1973). So much so, the original cut was subject to a lawsuit from Warner Bros against the producers for copyright violation, which was settled some years later.

It stars Richard Johnson, Gabriele Lavia and most notably, Juliet Mills who was looking for more adult, dramatic roles to take her away from the Mary Poppins image cultivated by her popular starring role in Nanny and the Professor (1970-71). Mills plays Jessica, wife of Lavia’s Robert and mother to two particularly obnoxious children. Johnson plays Dimitri, Jessica’s former lover who sold his soul to the Devil in order to survive an otherwise fatal car crash. Jessica finds herself unexpectedly pregnant, and of course, from here all kinds of shenanigans ensue.

The look and feel of this film is really very good, with exteriors shot in southern California and interiors in Rome. Make-up artist Otello Sisi does an excellent job, as do special effects artists Donn Davison and Wally Gentleman, who famously made the spaceship models for Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968). Unfortunately, the writing really lets this down, and the actors do the best they can with a story that doesn’t really have that much to say and a script that hasn’t aged well.

Worth watching and quite a lot of fun- but not a patch on the films that influenced it. Beyond the Door is available to watch on YouTube via the excellent channel New Castle After Dark.

2020: The Year of Topsy-Turvy

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Nectarine blossom September 2020

Well, if nothing else this year has proven to be always eventful, challenging and more recently, downright overwhelming.

It seems a lifetime ago now that I was hoping to fill my days in isolation with gardening, watching films, reading, music and writing. That was back in March.

Since then, I’ve had to sit quietly and watch while the world changed irrevocably. There have been illnesses, deaths, joys and triumphs – but above all things, hundreds of films to keep me going.

In June, I decided to take the plunge and sign up for a postgraduate course at my alma mater, Griffith University. I could do it part-time, fully online and there was enough interest from Screen Studies academics on staff to make me feel confident in my choices and less like an imposter.

Then in July my ex-husband died. This unleashed a torrent of conflicting emotions which I won’t go into here, but suffice it to say it was a very difficult time.

A few weeks ago, I started to notice unusual and frequent pain in my hands and fingers. I wasn’t doing anything out of the ordinary, so put it down to a Spring flare up. (Those of you with autoimmune and/or arthritic conditions will understand!) But it didn’t get any better, and by last week I couldn’t type, hold heavy objects or really do anything that required strength in my fingers. I was devastated.

Yesterday I went to my GP and I’ve started new anti-inflammatory drugs. Today I had x-rays taken of my hands and I started wearing compression gloves. Tomorrow it’s blood tests to determine if I have rheumatoid arthritis, which both my parents suffered from. Currently, the smart money is on psoriatic arthritis but we’ll have to wait and see. Meanwhile, I do what I can to keep everything moving, including some gardening, household/urban farming chores and patting the cat – who is purring next to me at the moment. I am eternally grateful for the support I have here at home, I really am a very lucky woman!

I’ve also made an investment in my future and bought voice recognition software – and that’s how I’m typing (or rather not typing) this post.

Hopefully, this will enable me to fulfil my uni requirements without causing undue pain and encourage me to write/dictate more blog posts, training this new software along the way.

I think I’ll call him Jarvis 🙂

Jacinda Ardern: A New Kind of Leader – Book Review

A much shorter post today!

One of the things I did manage to get done during Neko’s recovery was read Madeleine Chapman’s new biography of New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern and I enjoyed it. Chapman writes in an engaging style and it’s a good introduction to the woman, her background and the New Zealand political system.

I’ve started doing occasional reviews for the Tasmanian Times, an independent digital news platform that draws on contributors from across the state and my full review can be found here.

I’d love to know what you think about my review, Ardern or New Zealand in general – it’s a place that fascinates me and is on my bucket list to visit once the Covid-19 shenanigans are over. I’d particularly appreciate input from anyone else who’s read the book.

Take care all, wherever you are ❤

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